The "Encounters"

Yesterday, I spoke of masturbation and somehow side tracked to E.R. encounters involving patients brought in whom had inserted various objects into their ass's.

The one that always comes to my mind first was a night I was working a graveyard shift and a very nice looking guy in his younger 20's was brought in by EMS, belly down on the gurney. He was vomiting and was truly very very sick. In his anus, he had inserted a can of "Fix A Flat." Which, if not everyone knows... is an aersol can that drivers use to repair a flat tire temporaily until they can get somewhere to truly fix the tire.
Now, like any can of any kind. They are very thick in width. Why, he chose this I do not know. What he wasn't expecting was the can leaking inside his bowel from pressure after insertion.
So, we had to call The Poison Control Center for information on the product and treat him for that until the on call operating crew arrived and prepped him for surgery.
When this young gentleman emerged from surgery he was lucky and thankful to be alive....what he wasn't expecting was the Colostomy bag now hanging from his side due to half of bowel having to be removed.

Another encounter was when a middle aged couple came into the emergency room. It seemed that while the couple were having sex they decided to expierement with food. The wife inserted a carrott into the husbands rectum. While moving the carrott in and out of her husbands rectum, the carrott broke off. Leaving part of the carrott lodged inside the husbands rectum. After trying themselves to remove it...they had inadvertently lodged the carrott even farthur up into the rectum. Embarrassed but desperate...they finally drove themselves to the E.R. (I guess they didn't want to explain to 911 the REASON for dispatching an ambulance). This gentleman had to have surgery as well. But, luckily no permanent damage.

The last encounter I have is one that I did not see personally, but heard from a nurse that I worked with while in Alaska. Her name is Francine and origionally form California. Such a sweet lady.....I miss her. She liked Alaska so much she decided to move there permanetely.
Anyway, she said that she worked in a hospitol in San Francisco for a period of time and one night the rescue squad brought in a young guy in his 20's. He had decided to remove the head from a *Barbie doll and insert the remaining doll into his anus. When he began motioning the *Barbie in and out of his ass he found he couldn't because of the pain being so severe.
It seems that everytime attempted to remove the headless *Barbie out of his ass the dolls hands would move up and scrap the inside of his rectum. Talk about pain...i shudder to think. He had to have surgery....but was fine except for an internally scrapped ass hole from *Barbie's hands.
Lesson here.......Cans,Food and Headless dolls are NOT asshole toys.