Oh Come On!!!!! ANYONE Who Knows How To Do It.....DOES IT!!!!!

The planned day of watching my Anna Nicole Show DVD's went out the window yesterday. After Mark headed out to the office and I piddled around for a bit, my friend Debbie called.
She wanted to get together and have lunch and I just love her soo much, I went. Our conversation at lunch led to to a topic about masturbation.
Debbie is a bit bothered about her boyfriend masturbating. She feels that since he has her there should be no reason for him desiring to masturbate. I disagree.
I had to be blunt with her in the respect that she can deny it all she wants but....everybody masturbates at one time or another. Whether in a relationship or not. It's human nature. It's normal. And if she says that SHE has quit masturbating because she now has a boyfriend.....well......she's lying. Anyone who knows how to do it.....does it.
I still do it. It in no way symbolizes that I don't love or desire to be with Mark. But..if I am home and in the mood....well.... I "Take care of business" myself So, be rest assured I told her...it doesn't mean that he doesn't find you sexual appealing anymore.
Anyone who says that they don't masturbate is either to reserved to admit it and/or just plain lying in my opinion.
Couples purchase toys. Alot of the times together. I remember the first time I brought my first dildo. I was with my friend Marie. She brought one the same time I did and on the way home we were removing them from their packages and copping a feel at each others purchase's. Swapping feels at each other's dildos while driving down the highway. Now, that's something one doesn't see everyday. She was actually to embarrased to buy hers herself that day, so I looked like a cock pig purchasing two dildo's.

Here's a true and interesting dilso expierence I encountered

When I lived in Alaska for 6 months while doing some traveling nursing, my roommate and close friend Eddie had this HUGE dildo. It looked weird though. The shaft and head were huge and the balls were so tiny. At the base of it was a suction cup. So, you could stick the dick anywhere you wanted and hop on. Well, I was in my room and he was in the bathroom taking a bath. He had also taken the dildo in there with him as well. Well, after a while I heard him call for me.
I opened up the bathroom door and he is standing there with the dildo in one hand and the suction cup base in the other. I asked him why he taken it a part? He then explains that it wasn't done purposely. He had stuck the dick to the tub and was having some fun, when he went to remove himself from it, the dick stayed in his ass while the suction base was left onto the tub. He panicked at first and that's why he called for me...he wasn't sure if he was going to need some help removing "it" or not. Now...THAT would have been hysterical. Which would have been real hard to explain to his boyfriend also
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Which leads me to some interesting memories I have of when I worked in the E.R. True scenarios with people being brought in after inserting various objects up their ass........I'll do those in my next post.