Life SUCKS!!!!!

Where to begin??? Well...how about starting off with your's truly (me) being put in jail on Saturday evening/afternoon.
How about, having your husband out of town when it happens? How about....keeping your MOUTH shut the next time and actually OBEYING an officer and not act like a deranged lunatic when asked. No....alcohol was not involved...NO...drugs were not involved. How about.....not getting involved in a domestic affair that involves your best friend and her boyfriend....who just so HAPPENS to be a cop AND in uniform and getting so mad at him for what he has done to her...that you pull a "Zsa Zsa Gabor" on him. Yes...never slap an officer regardless.....that is MY lesson to YOU ALL.

Oh wait....it gets so much fucking better......Hope your sitting down for this one RE'.

How about....NEVER sending anything through the postal service that is of "Value"....How about...sending your friend a "Care Package" with the destination of TEXAS only to have it go a completely fucking different route to Whichita Falls, Kansas.....Finally locating it and tracking it....have it sent back...ONLY to be damaged when you do finally recieve it. I am talking about it having been OPENED and things "TAKEN" or "MISSING" from the contents of the said "Care Package"....and then be told by the United Postal Service that they will "Investigate the situation to the best of their abilities"?????

How about getting a phone call from your grandmother who is crying on the telephone because her youngest grandchild and who is also my seventeen year old favorite cousin has HIGHTAILED it to the Florida Panhandle because her and her boyfriend, stole and sold her boyfriends grandmothers personal belongings for CRACK while living with her......My grandmother screaming and crying in my ear because she wants me to "DO SOMETHING".
Ummm.....like WHAT Grandma???? Want me to find another cop and slap HIM into the sense of doing something? You couldn't come to Eastville to bail my fat ass out while Mark was out of town...instead, I had to WAIT...and now YOU want ME to DO SOMETHING????? Lady....you need to get a life!!!!!

If i have to hear another fucking lecture from Mark about my TEMPER , I swear to God, I am going to pray for a fucking Massive Coronary to happen during the midst of it. I am punished...I am in the dog house.....and you know what????? I deserve it.

But what I DON'T deserve is life and it's cruel fucking twists and turns and jokes........Someone hates me....I am chalking it all up to someone who is out there playing with a little doll that is made into the image of me and they are in the process of or already have Rooted and/or Voo Doo'd me........

Plus, tonight I hear that my all time favorite show "The Parkers" is wrapping it's FINAL episode and will be shown in May.

"Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates".....and someone has taken a bite out of all the ones that occupy the little box known as my life and placed the half eaten remnants back into the box......