My Nightly Ritual

Every night before bed I go through a nightly ritual. After I shower, I wash my face with OLAY DAILY RENEWAL. Then, I apply ANEW CLINICAL LINE AND WRINKLE CORRECTOR.
Mark stares intently. Amazed that I do this. I offer him some. He always refuses. He says "I don't want any of that girlie shit." Ironic, coming from a guy who sleeps with a man. LOL.

Mark: Why do you use that crap sweetheart, you don't HAVE wrinkles?

Me: Exactly! Now, if I didn't use this stuff. I WOULD have wrinkles. It's prophylactic.

Mark: That's bull shit. Alot is genetics. Your mother doesn't even have many wrinkles.

Me: That's because she uses this SAME anti-wrinkle creame.

Mark: I'm not going to win this am I?

Me: Nope.