Keep Yourselves Covered In The Sauna......PLEASE!!!!!

After working out, I thought a nice trip into the sauna would be relaxing. Lots of warm steam relaxing my muscles. I picked up two towels. YES....TWO towels. One around my waist and the other tied up and flipped on my head like a turban. LMAO. I didn't want any sweat dripping down my forehead and rolling into my face. I know I looked hysterical. But I also thought, that this would cause for people to NOT WANT to talk to me. So, I found a spot in the heat box and sat down.

Five other men were in there at the time. All of whom had decided to sit in there nude. The towels placed under their ass's like a sitting mat. I felt repulsed but none the less, sat in a corner in the back. Beside me I found a newspaper...YES a newspaper. My dumb ass picked up the paper and began reading. Only to have the ink rub off the newspaper and onto my hands. Who's bright idea was it to put a newspaper in a Sauna? So, I placed the paper down and took a look around. One guy kept looking at me. The others had their heads back, eyes closed enjoying the steam bath.
At first I thought, "Ok....I look like a fool with this towel wrapped around my head and he is amused. Well, atleast he wont attempt to talk to me." He looked like he had been smacked right dab middle in his face with an UGLY STICK." The poor puddin'
So, I looked and being the nice guy I am, I smiled. WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!! What the hell did I do that for??!!!!
He took his hand and began rubbing his dick. I looked around at the other guys and one other guy began looking and he spread his legs farther apart and leaned further back against the wall. NONE OF THESE GUYS FOUNG THIS SHOCKING. I thought "Great Ronnie, you got yourself into some shit now. Of all the places to choose in this fucking building you chose the ONE area where gay and or bi guys go to evidenty get their freak on." It was like a goddamn bath house. I must have a curse on me, I swear. So, I removed the towel from my head, Dropped the towel from around my waist and began rubbing myself with my face all discontorted. Picking up the towel and placing it back around my waist I said to him "Now, THAT'S how stupid you look." I left. Silly Faggotts.
So, I have now decided that my fat ass will stay away from the sauna room,shower room and the locker room.