"Look Ma...I got me a toofus!!"

Yep...you can take the boy out from the country, but you can't take the country out of the boy.....my fat ass is STILL ghetto in so many ways.
Take for instance today. Sitting down,watching "Days Of Our Lives", eating a big ole bowl of *Breyers Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream.....no not that fat free shit either. Anyway, eating my favorite ice cream, watching "Days", crunching on a chip and instantly felt something within my mouth give way...not missing a beat, I spit in a napkin...there is the crown from my root canal from many years ago. Place the "tooth" to the side, keep eating, glued to the tele. After the ice cream is gone and my soap opera has ended, I go into the kitchen, place gauze all in my mouth to dry the area where the crown came off my tooth. I remove the "Super Glue" from the drawer, fill the inside of the crown with it, and glue my crown back on. Placed a folded dry gauze back into my mouth, firmly biting down onto the gauze to keep the tooth in place until it dries. Have eaten Pork Chops for dinner and mashed potatoes. Tooth never once moved the entire time. I simply refuse to go to a dentist.....oh I guess I should add....kids don't try this at home. LOL.