My Fat Ass Would Kill Him

A Muslim Cleric has mistakenly forced an EXTRA DAY OF FASTING for people in a turkish town because of reading the call to prayer five minutes early.

The *Trim Spa plan is becoming increasingly difficult to adhere to. Good thing I don't live in this town and forced to fast an extra day because of this fruit loop Cleric and his speedy Timex........ because I would truly have to hurt him.