A Relaxing Moment

Today, I treated "Natalie" and I to a day of pampering and pleasure. We went had exfoliating facials, body wraps, pedicures and manicures done. Now, this place is so great because not only do you get to sit in these great vibrating chairs that have adjustable settings for massages and etc, but they bring you little mixed drinks with the cutest umbrellas. I figured with all she has been through, she deserved a day to have herself treated like the queen she is.

Of course, we had everyone,including the workers in the place laughing. The chair went from a "Knuckling" massage to a "Twisting" massage and then began vibrating. I made the comment rather loudly to everyone that I was begining to feel so good from this damn chair that I wish I had brought my sex toy along. Just pull down the damn blinds, excuse everyone from the facility and allow me, my toy and the damn chair to have a few minutes alone. LOL

I had a rather interesting piece of Spam Mail in my box this morning entitled "Fat will make UR boyfriend leave you". The sender was some spam bot bitch named Betty Mae....Betty Mae whoever you are..."Fuck You...fat is what keeps my man with me and just a tip for you....Illiteracy (hint: spelling "Your" in the form of "UR") is what keeps a fuckin' man away....not fat. You dumb bitch....Yes...can everyone tell.....she struck a nerve with me. LOL

Hope you all have a great weekend.