Today, while in the grocery store check out "Express Lane" I know, that's a joke in itself, it is usually slower than other lanes), I reached for the new issue of *Oprah Magazine and placed with my other few items. Which consisted of *Olay Age Defying Facial Creame, which I live by btw, Never have had an acne pimpile on my face EVER, some *TYSON Buffalo Chicken Wings, Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing and a 23 Pound of *Scoop Away Cat Litter. The young lady greeted me warmly and began reaching in my basket and proceeded to check out my items.
THEN....she got to the *Oprah Magazine and decided to say..."Funny, you don't "Look The Oprah Type??" A bit bewildered, I replied, "So what IS the "Oprah Type?"
She replied..."Well, women usually buy these kinda magazines?"
Not humoured....I said..."Well, considering that at this very moment I stand before you with *Olay facial creame,Black *Maybelline Lash Discovery Mascara on my upper eye lashes, *Cover Girl Natural Beige Foundation on my upper eyes lids, blended in with *Cover Girl Compact Powder to ensure a state of a'natural, and brown *Maybelline Eye Brow Pencil (Pointing to eyebrows)...I may not fit the description of "A woman"...but I come prety damn close....don't you think?"
Her reply......Your change is $3.11, thank you for shopping at Food Lion and have a nice day."