Cat Scratch Fever???? LMAO

Last night, Mark and I were laying in bed. I was doing some writing and he was reading over some reports that he had to review for tomorrow. What I am about to say here may be a bit graphic for some....but i think this is totally hilarious.

We are both up at the head of the bed,on our backs and Velvet (my infamous cat) is at our feet. Now, we are basicaly settled in for the night, so as usual we are both nude. Velvet had been acting peculiar all day. Chasing his tail, running through the house, grabbing at your legs as you walk past him and etc. I am fully into what I am writing so i really am not paying any attention to Velvet. Not noticing that the papers that Mark are shuffling through in his hands are perking Velvets curiousity. Mark isnt paying any attention either. But, while reading his paper, Mark takes his hand and goes to his crotch and scratches his nuts. Velvet sees them move or "jingle", LMAO, and swats at them. Bringing his claw into Marks nuts. Mark screams, Velvet jumps and I literally go from a laying down position to a standing at the foot of the bed position in less than 5 seconds.

Mark, still screaming, is jumping up and down holding his dick and balls while i am trying to find out what the hell has happened. He finally manages to say. "That FUCKING' cat of your just stuck his claws into the side of my dick and my nuts". Well, I burst into laughter and laugh so hard that I am crying. I attempt to gain my composure so that I can comfort Mark but i couldnt stop laughing. Mark goes into the bathroom and pours rubbing alcohol onto his nuts and cuts and then screams eve more so. I tell you...i know that i shouldnt have found this so amusing.....but i did. I should have scolded Velvet and instantly comforted Mark.....but i couldnt. I just wish that I had our cam recorder on when this happened.