Boy George "G.I. Josephine"


I stumbled across this song by the "Boy" and it is by far one of the most hilarious songs i have ever heard. A take off of the masculine G.I. Joe, it is the Gay/Drag Queen military serving anthem.

GI Josephine
(Print the Lyrics)


I serve my country well
In slingbacks and beret
I march on your hypocrisy
'Cause I am feeling queer today
As bright as all your medals
And shiny epaulettes
But I can't go to war right now
'Cause my hair is a mess

Ah don't ask don't tell
Contaminate me with your smell
Perfume powder treachery
Loaded guns and sodomy
Soak me down with your desire
In the shower under fire
Wave the white flag, keep it clean
Call me G.I. Josephine

The dykes are on the starboard
They're polishing the guns
They're battening the hatches
As tough as any mother's son
Ain't no procreation
No baby cribs at sea
No friggin' in the riggin'
You can leave the boys for me

Ah don't ask don't tell
Contaminate me with your smell
Perfume powder treachery
Loaded guns and sodomy
Soak me down with your desire
In the shower under fire
Wave the white flag, keep it clean
Call me G.I. Josephine

Come out
Come out

And it's one two three
I don't live by the book
Don't ask me I don't give a damn
I don't wanna be a man
And it's five six seven
Open up the pearly gates
Ain't no time to wonder why
Anyone can die

Ah don't ask don't tell
Contaminate me with your smell
Perfume powder treachery
Loaded guns and sodomy
Soak me down with your desire
In the shower under fire
Wave the white flag, keep it clean
Call me G.I. Josephine

If you have never heard this military spoof, download it. Gays have the right to be part of the military. They have the right to kill and be killed, just like anyone else...as long as it doesn't leave any of the good beauty salons shorthanded. (wink)...well, atleast that's my opinon.

Here is a little something that i wrote recently..just thought i would share

I stand here in the darkness
Where is the light?
I never once asked you for anything...no
Even though you're here and im so near.. you still fail to recognize
Are you listening
I was hanging onto nothing as a child
I use to be a dreamer...everyone called me wild
She asked if he could for a moment put away the front
There has to be something she crys....you did infact love me once
I gave you all had inside
And i still am not clear on where you placed my heart
And why some things so strong fall apart
No.....one day you will wonder where did i go
When you awaken and find yourself still bitter and alone
Everyday i hoped things would change....but in truth they never do
Atleast where it concerns me and you
So...this angel is gaining back her wings
And taking back my rightful place in the sky
As i close this chapter........and close this door
You won't see me cry..........2003:Ronnie