I Have Seen The Nude Photo Spread Of Carnie Wilson In The New August Issue Of PLAYBOY. It Accounts For Only The Third Issue I Have Ever Purchased Of This Magazine. The First Purchase Was For The Nude Spread of Belinda Carlisle. Which I Have To Say Were Overdone But Still Beautiful. The Second Issue Purchase Was For The Tiffany (80's pop fame) Nude Pictorials. Not Very Pretty...That's All I Have Say In Regards To That. Now, Number 3 Purchase.....For Carnie Wilson. At First I Was Not Even Sure If Infact Carnie Was In This New Issue. First The Photo's Were A Go. Then, They Weren't. Then They Say "Ok..It's A Go." So, When I Saw The Issue In A Certain Book And Magazine Retail Chain, Rhymes With Carnes And Zoble, It Was Not Carnie That Was On The Cover. Infact, Her Photo Layout Is Not Mentioned ANYWHERE On The Cover. So, I Took A Chance Of It Being Inside The Plastic Wrapped Issue. Low And Behold, On Page 66 There Carnie Was.

Standing In A Topless Black Corset Ensemble With Long Blonde Curly Hair (extensions). Only One Word Managed To Escape from My Mouth. BEAUTIFUL. Every Photo Is Done In Taste And Style. One Pose Not Captured For Print Is That Of Complete Nudeness. No Spread Eagles (As A Gay Guy, Can I Just Say Thank You God). I Couldn't Help But To Feel That Maybe Carnie Has Been Slighted Against Though By Hugh And His Team. She Has No Mention On The Cover AT ALL And In Almost Every Shot She Has Something Covering Up Her Stomach. Maybe It Was Personal Choice, I Don't Know. My Philsophy, You Can't Even Lose Weight, Work Really Hard At Diet And Exercise AND Still Be Accepted Enough To Get A Damn Name Mentioning On The Cover Of A Men's Magazine That Sought YOU To Pose FOR THEM. Fuck That Shit.
I Know Most People Will Brush The Photos Off And Say "Of Course The Pictures Are Beautiful, She Has Been Air Brushed." I Have This To Say.. Take A Look At The Photos Of Carnie When She Was 300 Pounds. She Still Had A Beautiful Face Then, But There is Not Enough Air Brushes IN The Entire Free World To Complete THAT Task. Get Serious.